Top 3 Bitchy Sitcom Wives and Stupid Husbands

SportsDude:
I’m new to this whole blogging thing plus I’m an engineer which means I’m better with numbers than I am with words but I thought this would be fun. My fiancé (Shopper Gal) have decided give our view points on random subjects. We write our blogs separately and then post them on the internet, so I have no idea who she put on her list. Things like parties we have attended, movies we watched, and the thing I’m really good at which is watching T.V. So without further ado I give you the top three bitchiest sitcom wives.

First I’d like to give some honorable mentions to wives that didn’t make the list. Vicky from “War at Home,” she isn’t so much bitchy as she is sneaky and tricky but she just threatens with bitchiness where as she is just bluffing. Sheryl from “According to Jim” due to her deceitfulness, but they are still able to show her caring and understanding side.


3. Jill from “Home Improvement”
Jill was always selfish and wanted things done her way and never understood why the Tool Man didn’t get it. Tim however, would say something dumb and making Jill even more pissed and then he would stir over it the next day and with some advice from Wilson that the Tool Man would eventually get ass backwards, Jill would admire him for trying. That doesn’t excuse her for flipping out on the Tool Man more than Brooke flipping out on…. Well everyone on the “Real World.”

2. Carrie from “King of Queens”
I am sure that Shopper Gal put Doug from this show as the dumbest husband but I actually think Carrie has “fun” side to her. Doug only gets the wrath of Carrie after he screws up but it is a bad one. You know those horror movies where the little girl opens her mouth and then loud screams and growls come out and it sounds like the end of the earth is coming. (If anybody knows what movie I’m talking about here let me know) I kind of think that when Carrie yells at Doug.

1. Deborah from “Everybody Loves Raymond”
There is no question that she is the bitchiest of all the sit-com wives because even in the episode where her and Ray went golfing together she had to be a bitch. I watch this show and think she is having her lady time every episode. It seems like they can’t make it through a day without her yelling at Ray. It is her own fault though, they live next door to Ray’s parents and Ray is to laid back to help her with anything. If I lived next door to all of this yelling I would be calling 911 for a domestic abuse, and I would tell them to make sure the husband is still alive because I think she is going to kill him. There is no doubt that her sour moments outweigh her sweet moments. So here is your award Deborah, your video clip should now be attached to the word bitch in the online dictionary.

Shopper Gal:
I’m supposed to pick the 3 stupidest sitcom husbands while my fiancé picks the 3 bitchiest sitcom wives. My dilemma is how do I possibly ever choose just 3 – aren’t they all pretty stupid? Most days I think the entire male married population probably fits into the category of stupid. Nonetheless I’m going to try. Bare with me as I work my way from 3, 2, 1.

3. Doug from King of Queens
How could he not make my list? He’s a short, chubby 30-something man that drives a delivery truck, watches tv, eats lots of food and comes up with ridiculous ideas. He’s the king of stupid.

2. Raymond from Everybody Loves Raymond
I love Ray Ramone but you have to admit he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed. He’s a sportswriter – every guy’s dream job and he plays golf in his free time. He doesn’t like to spend much time with his kids and he thinks his wife is useless since she’s a stay at home mom but has no idea the millions of thing she takes care of for him. Everybody Loves a Stupid Husband

1. Dave Gold from War at Home
I’m not sure how many people watch this show but it’s one of my fiancé and my favorite sitcoms as it follows a married man and wife and their struggles raising their dysfunctional family. Dave is hilarious but a total buffoon with a classic case on caveman syndrome (men are the king of the castle and must be extra manly). He likes to drink beer, watch sports and freak out about ridiculous things. He tops my war of stupid!

I’m sure I left someone out – how could I not? As I’m sitting here a dozen other sitcom husbands are running through my mind that should have been included but I only had room for three so these three are definitely my top choices!