Age of Love
SportsDude:
A little bit of boating, work, road trips, golfing, biking, torn ligaments in my foot and little of “age of love” and the blog is back. Anybody that has read the blog heard me talk about “age of love” a few weeks ago and I was excited because I thought it would be horrible. It has exceeded my expectations and is much worse.
Mark Phillapoopoo or whatever, is a total jock, he can’t hardly say the girls name back to them. I can’t decide which scene I enjoyed more.
When Mark meets the 40 year olds and is like “Should I buy them some Ensure?”
Wait we have a new leader he is wearing a fake afro on roller skates and he can’t hardly skate. This guy is a professional tennis player? I think I could do that….. On skates!
When he gets in the hot tub with the 20 year olds and can’t think of anything to say because he has concentric circles and triangles running through his head. Yeah, that’s nerd talk boobs and vags
How hot is the 26 year old on this show? I don’t know who she looks like but I like it! Holy Cow Mary should be cut right away because she is F.I.N.E
Freaked out
Insecure
Neurotic
Emotional
Get rid of her! The cat is out of the bag, she is crazy and Philapussy is going to figure it out pretty fast. It’s not like the real world and they can hide it for a couple weeks. See Paula from real world key west.
I really enjoyed the scene where mark was talking with the 48 year old and figured out that she could be his mom. Next week on age of love Mark Philapuppy makes out with mom! That would be great T.V. this big shot thinks he is getting a bachelor knock off show and then he makes out with his mom and is publicly humiliated forever!
Nah, Mark PhilaGreyPoupon is alright although he has less game than some of friends good thing he is rich.
I give NBC credit it gives guys the chance to ponder the age old question 40 vs. 20 menopause vs. men pause men pause men.
Holy cow the 20 year old are going Dance Dance Revolution, I think they have been practicing since they were 12.
Once again Mark is an athlete he is too concentrated on winning at DDR than looking at the girls boobs while the play. I woulda gave 3 to 1 odds for that. Mark PhilaPujols has no clue how to talk to a woman no wonder he is still single.
I forgot about the whole reality show = free booze aspect, which leads to free booze = horny girls = drama = good tv. I know Mark Philapino made fun of the girl that said her dog has the same personality as her but I think his dog has the same personality as him.
Yes that was five funny names jokes in this blog but I think that is all I got. I hope I didn’t lose all the readers but I am gonna try to bring the blog back.
ShopperGal:
Age of Love…But love has no age. Right. That’s what the cradle robbers and grave diggers tell themselves. Those of us who live in the real world know differently. Will professional tennis player/hottie pick the kittens (20s) or the cougars (40s)? It depends on whether he likes wrinkles or dead brain cells?
On one hand, the 20s are young, cute and…well, I don’t have anything else to add here. Oh wait I do…slutty. Did you see Tessa’s boobs? She’s in surgical sales. SportsDude asked, “I wonder what she sells?” I have a good idea…fake boobs. Hers are almost as bad as Heidi Montag’s HILLS, almost!
On the other hand, the 40s are aged but isn’t all fine wine? They are also established in their careers. And they are self-confident. No, they don’t look the best in a bikini but who does?
I have no doubt that Mark whatever his last name is will choose a 20-year-old. Not because they are more fun. Not because they are smarter. Because they are sluttier. And pro athletes like slutty.
Okay this is where I should reveal I am 23. So why am I being so mean to my age class? Because just watch them. They are being dumb. But there are a few that I think have potential. Adelaide, Amanda and Megan – the 3 women he took on his private date. I don’t have a clear favorite in the 40s yet.
I guess we’ll get to see what the age of love is. If it’s 40, I might just piss my pants.
A little bit of boating, work, road trips, golfing, biking, torn ligaments in my foot and little of “age of love” and the blog is back. Anybody that has read the blog heard me talk about “age of love” a few weeks ago and I was excited because I thought it would be horrible. It has exceeded my expectations and is much worse.
Mark Phillapoopoo or whatever, is a total jock, he can’t hardly say the girls name back to them. I can’t decide which scene I enjoyed more.
When Mark meets the 40 year olds and is like “Should I buy them some Ensure?”
Wait we have a new leader he is wearing a fake afro on roller skates and he can’t hardly skate. This guy is a professional tennis player? I think I could do that….. On skates!
When he gets in the hot tub with the 20 year olds and can’t think of anything to say because he has concentric circles and triangles running through his head. Yeah, that’s nerd talk boobs and vags
How hot is the 26 year old on this show? I don’t know who she looks like but I like it! Holy Cow Mary should be cut right away because she is F.I.N.E
Freaked out
Insecure
Neurotic
Emotional
Get rid of her! The cat is out of the bag, she is crazy and Philapussy is going to figure it out pretty fast. It’s not like the real world and they can hide it for a couple weeks. See Paula from real world key west.
I really enjoyed the scene where mark was talking with the 48 year old and figured out that she could be his mom. Next week on age of love Mark Philapuppy makes out with mom! That would be great T.V. this big shot thinks he is getting a bachelor knock off show and then he makes out with his mom and is publicly humiliated forever!
Nah, Mark PhilaGreyPoupon is alright although he has less game than some of friends good thing he is rich.
I give NBC credit it gives guys the chance to ponder the age old question 40 vs. 20 menopause vs. men pause men pause men.
Holy cow the 20 year old are going Dance Dance Revolution, I think they have been practicing since they were 12.
Once again Mark is an athlete he is too concentrated on winning at DDR than looking at the girls boobs while the play. I woulda gave 3 to 1 odds for that. Mark PhilaPujols has no clue how to talk to a woman no wonder he is still single.
I forgot about the whole reality show = free booze aspect, which leads to free booze = horny girls = drama = good tv. I know Mark Philapino made fun of the girl that said her dog has the same personality as her but I think his dog has the same personality as him.
Yes that was five funny names jokes in this blog but I think that is all I got. I hope I didn’t lose all the readers but I am gonna try to bring the blog back.
ShopperGal:
Age of Love…But love has no age. Right. That’s what the cradle robbers and grave diggers tell themselves. Those of us who live in the real world know differently. Will professional tennis player/hottie pick the kittens (20s) or the cougars (40s)? It depends on whether he likes wrinkles or dead brain cells?
On one hand, the 20s are young, cute and…well, I don’t have anything else to add here. Oh wait I do…slutty. Did you see Tessa’s boobs? She’s in surgical sales. SportsDude asked, “I wonder what she sells?” I have a good idea…fake boobs. Hers are almost as bad as Heidi Montag’s HILLS, almost!
On the other hand, the 40s are aged but isn’t all fine wine? They are also established in their careers. And they are self-confident. No, they don’t look the best in a bikini but who does?
I have no doubt that Mark whatever his last name is will choose a 20-year-old. Not because they are more fun. Not because they are smarter. Because they are sluttier. And pro athletes like slutty.
Okay this is where I should reveal I am 23. So why am I being so mean to my age class? Because just watch them. They are being dumb. But there are a few that I think have potential. Adelaide, Amanda and Megan – the 3 women he took on his private date. I don’t have a clear favorite in the 40s yet.
I guess we’ll get to see what the age of love is. If it’s 40, I might just piss my pants.
2 comments:
I'm sure the final will have one 20-ish girl and one 40-ish girl. But is the guy really looking for love or a hook-up? I'm not into most reality tv so this isn't a show I'm following at all.
He used to date Paris Hilton and Tara Reid if that tells you anything...
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